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		<title>It&#8217;s all about Perspective</title>
		<link>http://corridor9.net/2010/06/17/its-all-about-perspective</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:50:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure if these are true. Quite honestly I didn&#8217;t take the time to snopes them. I just thought that they were &#8216;interesting&#8217;. R9 JFK&#8217;S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60&#8242;s when DeGaule decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaule said he wanted all US military out of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>I&#8217;m not sure if these are true. Quite honestly I didn&#8217;t take the time to snopes them. I just thought that they were &#8216;interesting&#8217;.  R9</em></p>
<p>JFK&#8217;S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60&#8242;s when DeGaule decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaule said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible.</p>
<p>Rusk responded, &#8220;Does that include those who are buried here?&#8221;</p>
<p>DeGaule did not respond.</p>
<p>You could have heard a pin drop.<br />
____ </p>
<p>When in England, at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of &#8216;empire building&#8217; by George Bush.</p>
<p>He answered by saying, &#8220;Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.&#8221;</p>
<p>You could have heard a pin drop.<br />
____</p>
<p>There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, &#8220;Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intend to do, bomb them?&#8221;</p>
<p>A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: &#8220;Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?&#8221;</p>
<p>You could have heard a pin drop.<br />
____</p>
<p>A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included<br />
Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, &#8220;Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?&#8221;</p>
<p>Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, &#8220;Maybe it&#8217;s because the Brit&#8217;s, Canadians, Aussie&#8217;s and Americans arranged it so you wouldn&#8217;t have to speak German.&#8221;</p>
<p>You could have heard a pin drop.<br />
____</p>
<p>Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.<br />
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.</p>
<p>&#8220;You have been to France before, monsieur?&#8221; the customs officer asked sarcastically.</p>
<p>Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.</p>
<p>&#8220;Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.&#8221;</p>
<p>The American said, &#8220;The last time I was here, I didn&#8217;t have to show it.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Impossible. Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France !&#8221;</p>
<p>The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he<br />
quietly explained, &#8221;Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn&#8217;t find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.&#8221;</p>
<p>You could have heard a pin drop.</p>
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		<title>Attention Passengers&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://corridor9.net/2010/06/02/attention-passengers</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 21:24:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this nonsense about racial profiling [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. </p>
<p>Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. </p>
<p>It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this nonsense about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed! This is so simple that it&#8217;s brilliant. </p>
<p>I can see it now: You&#8217;re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, &#8220;Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number&#8230;&#8221; </p>
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		<title>Moving to Mexico!</title>
		<link>http://corridor9.net/2010/05/05/moving-to-mexico</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 13:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this online&#8230; thought it was a great statement of truth. October 24, 2009 I can&#8217;t stand it anymore, so I&#8217;m moving if Obama can pull some strings for me. Hope they have some nice drag strips in Mexico. Dear Mr. President: I&#8217;m planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Found this online&#8230; thought it was a great statement of truth.</em></p>
<p><strong>October 24, 2009</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t stand it anymore, so I&#8217;m moving if Obama can pull some strings for me. Hope they have some nice drag strips in Mexico.</strong></p>
<p>Dear Mr. President:</p>
<p>I&#8217;m planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we&#8217;ll need your help to make a few arrangements.</p>
<p>We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I&#8217;m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I&#8217;m on my way over?</p>
<p>Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:</p>
<p>1. Free medical care for my entire family.</p>
<p>2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.</p>
<p>3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.</p>
<p>4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.</p>
<p>5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.</p>
<p>6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.</p>
<p>7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.</p>
<p>8. I will need a local Mexican driver&#8217;s license so I can get easy access to government services and be able to vote.</p>
<p>9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don&#8217;t plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won&#8217;t make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.</p>
<p>10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.</p>
<p>11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.</p>
<p>12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.</p>
<p>13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say a critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.</p>
<p>14. I want to receive free food stamps.</p>
<p>15. Naturally, I&#8217;ll expect free rent subsidies.</p>
<p>16. I&#8217;ll need Income tax credits so although I don&#8217;t pay Mexican Taxes, I&#8217;ll receive money from the government.</p>
<p>17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov&#8217;t pays $ 4,500 to help me buy a new car.</p>
<p>18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I&#8217;ll get a monthly income in retirement.</p>
<p>I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico .</p>
<p>I am sure that President Calderon won&#8217;t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.</p>
<p>Thank you so much for your kind help. You&#8217;re da man!!!</p>
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		<title>New server Upgrade&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://corridor9.net/2010/04/05/new-server-upgrade</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 01:06:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Upgraded the server again&#8230; went a whole lot smoother than I thought it would. Let me know if something is broken.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Upgraded the server again&#8230; went a whole lot smoother than I thought it would. Let me know if something is broken.</p>
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		<title>Stuck in a Ditch</title>
		<link>http://corridor9.net/2010/03/29/stuck-in-a-ditch</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 00:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are some pics from the wreck at Noel &#038; Nebo Rd. today. Seems the driver hit the guard rail and went right over.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here are some pics from the wreck at Noel &#038; Nebo Rd.  today. Seems the driver hit the guard rail and went right over.</p>
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		<title>Shoot Straight</title>
		<link>http://corridor9.net/2010/03/26/shoot-straight</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 02:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rescue9</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I finally had the opportunity to take some One on One training from Guy Minnis at Hard Target Firearms Training. It was quite enjoyable and very informative. While I was able to get shots on target fairly easily, lots of previous practice, I definitely had some bad habits with both my hand positioning and my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I finally had the opportunity to take some One on One training from Guy Minnis at Hard Target Firearms Training. It was quite enjoyable and very informative. While I was able to get shots on target fairly easily, lots of previous practice, I definitely had some bad habits with both my hand positioning and my holster skills. </p>
<p>He gave me a number of tactics to work on at home and I think that I&#8217;ll be able to overcome the negative habits I&#8217;ve learned so far. I&#8217;m really looking forward to more advanced classes, but the basics that I&#8217;m learning now are necessary. </p>
<p>Having an instructor who makes learning fun makes all the difference.  </p>
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		<title>Obama Money</title>
		<link>http://corridor9.net/2010/03/22/obama-money</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 21:28:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hmmm&#8230;.. and why did I get a job again? Oh yea, to provide for my own family. Yet this crackhead wants me to provide for her as well? Thanks Obama!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmm&#8230;.. and why did I get a job again? Oh yea, to provide for my own family. Yet this crackhead wants me to provide for her as well? Thanks Obama!<br />
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		<title>Triggernometry</title>
		<link>http://corridor9.net/2010/02/22/triggernometry</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:18:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Triggernometry The &#8220;Center Mass&#8221; Myth and Ending a Gunfight By Jim Higginbotham Surviving a gunfight isn&#8217;t what you think it is. Don’t let conventional wisdom get you killed. A well place round to &#8220;center mass&#8221; in your attacker may not take him out of the fight. Lots of people stay in the fight after &#8220;center [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Triggernometry<br />
The &#8220;Center Mass&#8221; Myth and Ending a Gunfight</p>
<p>By Jim Higginbotham<br />
Surviving a gunfight isn&#8217;t what you think it is. Don’t let conventional wisdom get you killed.  A well place round to &#8220;center mass&#8221; in your attacker may not take him out of the fight. Lots of people stay in the fight after &#8220;center mass&#8221; hits, and some even win it.  If you expect to win your gunfight, you have to make sure that you have effectively ended the threat of your attacker.  One, two or even several well placed &#8220;center mass&#8221; shots may not do what you think it will, and learning to recognize this before you gunfight may save your life.</p>
<p>There is a self styled self defense “expert” under every rock, and perhaps two behind every bush, these days. If you have a pet theory on what might work on the street then you can probably find a champion for that idea who actually charges people to teach them that skill. But few of the experts out there have ever been in gunfights, and even fewer have studied real gunfights to see how things really work out when the bullets really fly for blood.</p>
<p>There are more misconceptions out there than I can cover in one article but the one that probably gets to me the most, even over all the caliber wars that rage interminably in the print and cyber media, is the nearly universal acceptance that shooting a miscreant “center mass” with ________(fill in your favorite make, model and caliber) shooting _________ (fill in your favorite ammunition) hyper speed truck killer is practically guaranteed to get the job done.</p>
<p>Having studied in this field from a number of decades, I have run into plenty of cases where bullets did not do what folks would have assumed. And I have now collected enough of these that I think that rather than being anomalies, they are actually closer to the norm. Center mass hits in a gunfight do not in most cases end the fight. Erroneous assumptions can get you killed!</p>
<p>There is a well known video in training circles in which a Highway Patrol officer shoots an armed subject 5 times “center mass” (this is not my assessment but the statement of his immediate supervisors which are interviewed on the full version of the hour long tape) with his 4” .357 Magnum revolver firing hollow point ammunition. All 5 hits failed to do the job and the subject was able to fire one round which struck the officer in the armpit. That round wondered around in the chest cavity and found his heart. The officer unfortunately died at the scene and his attacker is alive today.</p>
<p>In a class I conduct under the title &#8220;Fire For Effect&#8221; I start out by showing a video of standoff in which a hostage taker is fired on by police with .223 rifles and .40 caliber handguns. </p>
<p>Throughout the whole disturbing sequence, which lasts about 10 seconds, the bad guy is hit multiple times in the torso with both rifle and pistol rounds. You can see him place his non-firing hand to his chest, clearly a lung is hit. However he is able to shoot his hostage 3 times, not rapidly. The hostage, a trim female, is active throughout the scene but later died from her wounds. In this case both the attacker and the victim had “center mass” hits that had no immediate effect.</p>
<p>I have accumulated confirmed incidents in which people have been shot “center mass” up to 55 times with 9mm JHP ammunition (the subject was hit 106 times, but 55 of those hits were ruled by the coroner to be each lethal in and of themselves) before he went down. During training at the FBI Academy we were told of a case in which agents shot a bank robber 65 times with 9mm, .223 and 00 buckshot – he survived! These are not rare cases. The happen quite often.</p>
<p>If a gunfight ever comes your way, your attacker may fall to a hit to the liver and he may not. He may fall to two or three hits to the kidneys, intestines or spleen, but he may not. He will certainly be in bad health. He likely will not survive, but what he does for the next several seconds to a few minutes is not guaranteed because you hit him &#8220;center mass.&#8221;</p>
<p>Heart and lung hits don&#8217;t statistically fare much better. I have three students and three other acquaintances who were all shot in a lung at the outset of gunfights. The students came to me after their fights to learn how to keep from getting shot again. Last time I checked all of those people were still alive and the people who shot them are still dead. Every one of them was able to respond effectively after being shot “center mass”, one might even say they were shot in the “A-zone”. And they were shot with .38 Special (three of them), 9mm, .357 Magnum and 8mm Mauser, so it&#8217;s not all about caliber. One of those was a Chicom 12.7 mm round! He lived next door to me for many years.<br />
So, what’s a person to do? First off, realize that one shot, even a fairly well placed shot may not do the job so don’t set there and admire your handiwork or wait for it to take effect. But even two hits may not get the job done!</p>
<p>After years of trying to get a grasp on this I have come to look at the results of shooting a living breathing target – be it a human attacker or a game animal – as falling into 3 or 4 categories. They are :<br />
1.	Instant Collapse – this takes place 1 to 2 seconds from the shot being fired<br />
2.	Rapid Collapse – this can take from 3 to 15 seconds and is quite common.<br />
3.	Marginal Effect – this can even be a lethal hit but it takes from 15 to 300 (yes 300!) or even more seconds.<br />
4.	The 4th is simply unacceptable and is a total failure. </p>
<p>The last category we don’t like to discuss but happens too often . We saw it recently in Washington with a Center Mass hit from an officer’s pistol and the subject was still walking around the next day.</p>
<p>What is “effective” shooting? Sad to say, it is demanding. It is also, I think, variable depending on the conditions. For example, the robber armed with a scattergun who is standing 10 feet away must be stopped “right now!” If you do not bring about Instant Collapse someone may very well die…that someone may be you!</p>
<p>On the other hand, if there is a gang banger launching bullets in your general direction using un-aimed fire about 20 yards away then a hit that brings about Rapid Collapse might do the job.<br />
I cannot imagine a Marginally Effective result being very desirable in any case, but it does buy you some time in some cases.</p>
<p>How does this relate to hits? In order to achieve Instant Collapse you must scramble the “circuitry” that keeps the bad guy on the attack. That means the brain or spinal cord.<br />
The head is not only a fairly difficult target to hit in the real world – because it moves a lot – but it is also difficult to penetrate and get a pistol bullet into the place it must be to be effective. For normal purposes we might write off the head, keeping it in reserve for very special circumstances.</p>
<p>The spine is not that easy to hit either. It isn&#8217;t large, and to be effective the hit needs to be in the upper 1/3 of the spine or at a point about level with the tip of the sternum. I think that is around T11. But of course the huge problem is that it is hidden by the rest of the body. We are the good guys, we don’t go around shooting people in the back. So the exact location is something that can only be learned through lots of practice on 3D targets. Your point of aim on the surface changes with the angle at which the target is facing.</p>
<p>The bottom of the spine isn&#8217;t much use. I know of several people shot in the pelvis. It did not break them down as many theorize. I am not saying it doesn’t happen but in the only case I know of in which it did the person who was “anchored” with a .357 magnum to the pelvis killed the person that shot him – you can shoot just fine from prone.</p>
<p>A shot, or preferably multiple shots to the heart and major arteries above the heart (not below!) may achieve Rapid Collapse, but not always. Officer Stacy Lim was shot in the heart at contact distance with a .357 Magnum and is still alive and her attacker is still dead! Score one for the good guys…or in this case gals!</p>
<p>So now what constitutes Marginal Effectiveness? A hit to the lungs! Even multiple hits to the lungs. Unfortunately though, most often lung hits are effective in ending the fight because the subject decides to quit the fight, not because he MUST. A famous Colonel Louis LeGarde once wrote what is considered &#8220;the&#8221; book on gunshot wounds. 65% of his patients shot through the lungs – with rifles! – survived with the predominant treatment being only bed rest!</p>
<p>Effective Practice and &#8220;Dynamic Response&#8221;<br />
The goal of practice, one would think, is to make correct, effective shooting techniques a matter of reflex, so that you don&#8217;t have to think about what you are doing in a gunfight.<br />
Most people will perform under stress at about 50 to 60% as well as they do on the range…and that is if they practice a lot! If they only go to the range once every other month that performance level decreases dramatically. Shooting and weapons handling are very perishable skills. Also folks tend to practice the wrong stuff inadvertently. I put this in the classification of “practicing getting killed” but that too is a topic for another day.</p>
<p>Let’s talks about a basic response, what I call &#8220;Dynamic Response.&#8221; Situations vary and this is not meant to be a universal answer, just one that will work for about 80% of scenarios.</p>
<p>It is pointless to stand still on the range and shoot a stationary target, unless you simply want to polish up some marksmanship fundamentals. That is a necessary part of learning to shoot. But if you are practicing for a fight, then fight!<br />
Some rules.</p>
<p>1.	Don’t go to the range without a covering garment – unless of course you always carry your gun exposed (no comment).<br />
2.	Don’t practice drawing your gun fast – ever! – while standing still. </p>
<p>Click on the link to see a short video.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXk2WmBGY_M</p>
<p>Part of the Dynamic Response is to step off the line of attack (or on rare occasions that are dependent on circumstances backwards or forwards) and present the weapon with as much alacrity as you can muster and engage the target with overwhelming and accurate fire! By the way, never assume a fight is completely over just because you canceled one threat. Don’t practice “standing down” too quickly. We have a video attached which will hopefully give you the right idea.</p>
<p>I wish there was a formula of how to stand and how to hold you gun but there really isn&#8217;t. We don’t do “Weaver vs. Isosceles vs. Modern Iso vs. whatever”. We don’t do “Thumbs Crossed vs. Thumbs Forward vs. Thumb Up…never mind.” Those are things for you to work out on your own. You use what makes YOU effective not what works for a guy who practices 50,000 rounds the week before a big match (that is not an exaggeration). Competitive shooters will throw out advice on what works for them. It may not work for you.</p>
<p>There is also not “one true gun”. Your skill is far more important that what you carry, within reason. We are not really talking about “stopping power”, whatever that is, here but rather effectiveness.</p>
<p>I can find no real measure – referred to by some as a mathematical model – of stopping power or effectiveness. And I have looked for 44 years now! Generally speaking I do see that bigger holes (in the right place) are more effective than smaller holes but the easy answer to that is just to shoot your smaller gun more – “a big shot is just a little shot that kept shooting”. True, I carry a .45 but that is because I am lazy and want to shoot less. A good bullet in 9mm in the right place (the spine!) will get the job done. If you hit the heart, 3 or 4 expanded 9mms will do about what a .45 expanding bullet will do or one might equal .45 ball….IF (note the big if) it penetrates. That is not based on any formula, it is based on what I have found to happen – sometimes real life does not make sense.</p>
<p>Practicing Dynamic Response means practicing with an open mind. Circumstances in a real gunfight are unpredictable and the more unpredictability you mix up into your practice the more your brain will be preparing itself for a possible real gunfight.<br />
In real life, your gunfight may be dark, cold, rainy, etc. The subject may be anorexic (a lot of bad guys are not very healthy) or he may be obese (effective penetration and stopping power of your weapon). There are dozens of modifiers which change the circumstance, most not under your control. My only advice on this is what I learned from an old tanker: “Shoot until the target changes shape or catches fire!” Vertical to horizontal is a shape change, and putting that one more round into his chest at point blank range may catch his clothes on fire, even without using black powder.</p>
<p>We tell our military folks to be prepared to hit an enemy fighter from 3-7 times with 5.56 ball, traveling at over 3,000 feet per second. This approach sometimes worked, but I know of several cases where it has not, even &#8220;center mass.&#8221;</p>
<p>With handguns, and with expanding bullets, it is even more unpredictable, but through years of study I have developed a general formula, subject to the above mentioned unpredictable circumstances.</p>
<p>•	2-3 hits with a .45<br />
•	4-6 with a .40<br />
•	5-8 with a 9mm<br />
With a revolver, the rounds are not necessarily more effective but I would practice shooting 3 in a .38 or .357 merely because I want 3 left for other threats. Not that those next three won’t follow quickly if the target hasn’t changed shape around my front sight blade. A .41, .44 or .45 Colt I would probably drop to two. Once again, they are not that much more effective than a .45 Auto but I don’t have the bullets to waste.</p>
<p>In any case, I want to stress the part that it is more about how you shoot than what you shoot, within reason. It is also more about the mindset and condition of the subject you are shooting which is not under your control. Take control – buy good bullets and put them where they count the most! And remember “anyone worth shooting once is worth shooting a whole lot!” (but please stop when the threat is cancelled, we don’t advocate “finishing shots”).</p>
<p>Gunfights are ugly things. I don&#8217;t like to talk about the blood and guts aspects of defending life any more than the next guy. But it is our lives we are talking about here. By researching how gunfights are fought, and more importantly, how gunfights are won, it may give both of us the edge if a gunfight ever comes our way. I hope to cover many of the points I have learned and learned to train others in over the coming months. It isn&#8217;t as easy to write about it as it is to teach it in person, but you can only succeed if you are willing to try.</p>
<p>I hope you enjoy the ride.<br />
Press on!<br />
Jim</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t usually post these as I hate getting forwards, but I thought this one was cool. I checked Snopes, but it is undetermined if this was real or not. It&#8217;s supposed to be a Craigslist ad. To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah  night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--[endif]--><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">I don&#8217;t usually post these as I hate getting forwards, but I thought this one was cool. I checked <a href="http://snopes.com">Snopes</a>, but it is undetermined if this was real or not. It&#8217;s supposed to be a <a href="http://www.craigslist.org">Craigslist </a>ad.</span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah  night before last.</span></strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;"> <strong><br />
Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. <span style="color: blue;"> </span>E.S.T. </strong></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend&#8217;s purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.</span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">First, I&#8217;d like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn&#8217;t expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head &#8230; isn&#8217;t it?!</span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">I know it probably wasn&#8217;t fun walking back to wherever you&#8217;d come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I&#8217;m sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].<br />
</span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">After I called your mother or &#8220;Momma&#8221; as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you&#8217;d done.. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, &#8212; on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!<br />
</span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go&#8217;s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]<br />
</span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">I then threw your wallet into the big pink &#8220;pimp mobile&#8221; that was parked at the curb &#8230; after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver&#8217;s side of the car.<br />
</span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what &#8216;s going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA&#8217;s office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.<br />
</span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).<br />
</span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you &#8230; but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you&#8217;ve chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!<br />
</span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">Thoughtfully yours,<br />
Alex</span></p>
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div.Section1 	{page:Section1;} --><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah  night before last.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;"><br />
Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. <span style="color: blue;"> </span>E.S.T.<br />
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend&#8217;s purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;"><br />
</span><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> First, I&#8217;d like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn&#8217;t expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head &#8230; isn&#8217;t it?!</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;"><br />
I know it probably wasn&#8217;t fun walking back to wherever you&#8217;d come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I&#8217;m sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].<br />
After I called your mother or &#8220;Momma&#8221; as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you&#8217;d done.. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, &#8212; on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!<br />
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go&#8217;s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]<br />
I then threw your wallet into the big pink &#8220;pimp mobile&#8221; that was parked at the curb &#8230; after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver&#8217;s side of the car.<br />
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what &#8216;s going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA&#8217;s office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;"><br />
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).<br />
;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you &#8230; but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you&#8217;ve chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;"> Have a good day!</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;"><br />
Thoughtfully yours</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;">,</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp;"><br />
Alex<br />
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