Moving to Mexico!
Found this online… thought it was a great statement of truth.
October 24, 2009
I can’t stand it anymore, so I’m moving if Obama can pull some strings for me. Hope they have some nice drag strips in Mexico.
Dear Mr. President:
I’m planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We’re planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we’ll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I’m on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services and be able to vote.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don’t plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won’t make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say a critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I’ll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I’ll need Income tax credits so although I don’t pay Mexican Taxes, I’ll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov’t pays $ 4,500 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I’ll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico .
I am sure that President Calderon won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you so much for your kind help. You’re da man!!!
May 20th, 2010 at 02:12
Wow, just when my opinion of an American couldn’t get an lower, I stumble accross this blog.
Hate to be the one to tell you this my friend, but you are a racist. Yep…you can’t hide behind your god on that one.
Here’s a novel idea. Why don’t you go spend some time in to one of the many countries that yours is currently bombing into extinction and try, very hard and with an open mind, to gain some perspective.
There are people in the world who don’t live in countries where everything is handed to them on a silver plater. There are also those who have to be accountable for their own actions, rather than just blame someone else.
BTW: Has it occurred to you that guns kill people and the solution to people using guns to kill people is not to give more people more guns? I know, it’s an outside-the-square idea, but don’t you think it warrants some consideration.
Cheers.
May 20th, 2010 at 08:27
Hate to tell you this my friend, but you’re a freakin idiot. Also, last time I checked, God is a proper name, so it should be capitalized.
Since you’re obviously misinformed about my stance on some of these issues I’ll elaborate my position for you in turn.
First, I don’t want to go spend time in another country. I like it here. That being said… I am not for nor do I support the bombing, fighting, or occupation of any other country. We have too many problems here that we can’t even deal with. It boggles my mind how the US politicians feel that just because we’re classified as the worlds biggest superpower it must also be our duty to be the “world police”. Whatever… if other countries don’t want our help, then we need to LEAVE. End of story.
Don’t for an instance think that just because I live in the US that I have a silver spoon in my mouth. I work hard, serve my community well, and actually pay for things I need rather than have them handed to me like some. Um… I also don’t believe I’ve blamed anyone for my actions in the above post. You’re grasping at straws, but not making sense. I am accountable for my actions. If I cross the border into Mexico illegally I’ll go to jail, shouldn’t it be the same way when they cross the border illegally into the US? Sounds like you’re a bit one sided here. Guess that’s a perk of living on a large island huh.
Not really sure how you guys in Australia handle things, but here the criminals don’t get their guns at a reputable dealer. Here, the criminals get their guns by stealing them or buying them illegally. So, because they fail to legally acquire their firearms you think I should limit my ability to protect myself and my family? Once again, you’re sadly misinformed. It’s our Second Amendment Right to own firearms. Therefore, I’ll exercise the right my countries founding fathers gave me.